Welcome to Blue-Eyed Devil Tees!
I only create designs, I do not do any of the actual printing. My works are available on the print-on-demand platforms below, click to be taken to my shop on the corresponding site. Keep scrolling to check out my designs!
Designs for kids and babies.
Designs inspired by people from throughout history. Listed in alphabetical order, no order of importance implied.
Alexander the Great
Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today. 
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Leif Erikson: America's First White Dude
Celebrate the first European to reach the Americas, almost 500 years before Columbus. This, of course, also marks the beginning of the subsequent takeover of the Americas by Europeans.
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Genghis and the Mongols: Kill or Conquer Tour
A salute to the mighty conqueror Genghis Khan, who founded the Mongol Empire, which eventually ruled most of Eurasia. Presented in the style of a rock band tour shirt, with a scroll of tour... er, um... conquest, dates on back where applicable.
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Gilgamesh: Totally Epic
The Epic of Gilgamesh is a Mesopotamian poem that is considered the first great work of literature. Its main character, Gilgamesh, was a king of Uruk sometime between 2800-2500 BC.
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Jesus: Not a Sports Fan
It always strikes me as odd when sports fans pray to Jesus for victory for their team, since there is nothing in his teachings about preferring one team over another; especially when both teams are predominantly Christian.
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Abraham Lincoln's American Pride
Abraham Lincoln gave his all and his life for our country. We should ask ourselves if he'd still be proud of it as it exists today.
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Still Worship Zeus
The king of the ancient Greek pantheon, Zeus spent most of his time getting laid, meddling in human affairs, and in power struggles with other gods. A real man's deity, indeed.
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These don't really fit into any of my other categories, so I've grouped them here.
Awesome and Badass
I originally designed this for a maternity shirt, but it really applies wherever you want it to.
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Billy's Easter Lesson
Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.
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New Dad Scent
This is what it would be like if parenting had its own version of “new car smell”. See below for Mom version.
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New Mom Scent
This is what it would be like if parenting had its own version of “new car smell”. See above for Dad version.
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OCD & ADD
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Party-Capped
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The Tso'sen One
A takeout container of delicious General Tso’s chicken with chopsticks and a fortune cookie.
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Designs inspired by music, TV, movies, books, and art.
Boats and Hoes
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Big Butt and a Smile
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Citadel Driving Academy
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Freddie Mercury Keep Calm - Bohemian Rhapsody
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Tiredc of settling for the lesser of two evils? Show your disdain for the two-party system!
Election Ballot - Americans
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Election Ballot - Free Thinkers
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Election Ballot - We're Fucked
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Election Ballot - We're Screwed
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