Welcome to Blue-Eyed Devil Tees!

I only create designs, I do not do any of the actual printing. My works are available on Spreadshirt, Redbubble, Cafepress, and Zazzle. Keep scrolling to check out my designs!

Cute Little Devils

Designs for kids and babies.


'Terribly Cute' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize various products. 
		The word terrible in written a white blocky font with a thick black outline, with a Y 
		written over the E and Cute written below in pink crayon.

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Terribly Cute

When you're totally adorable but you can sometimes be really bad.

'Daddy's Wee Laddie' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize various products. 
	A cute little guy wearing a Scottish balmoral, with the words 'Daddy's Wee Laddie' in his family's tartan.

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Daddy's Wee Laddie

This design uses the tartan of Clan Maclaine of Lochbuie. If you have a family tartan, contact me and I can substitute it in the design, no extra charge.

'Mommy's First Mother's Day' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize various products. 
		The words 'It's my mommy's first Mother's Day, as you can see, she's doing an awesome jobs so far!'
		written a red blocky font with a white outline.

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Mommy's First Mother's Day

Celebrating a once in a lifetime event.




Historical Figures

Designs inspired by important people from throughout history. Listed in alphabetical order, no order of importance implied.


'Alexander the Great' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees. An image of Alexander the Great in profile, taken from a coin minted within Alexander's empire, 
		with the quote, 'I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraid of an army of shep led by a lion' above the image, 
		and 'Alexander the Great 356-323 B.C, written below the image in bronze colored letters on a golden yellow background.

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Alexander the Great

Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today.

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Leif Erikson: America's First White Dude

Celebrate the first European to reach the Americas, almost 500 years before Columbus. This, of course, also marks the beginning of the subsequent takeover of the Americas by Europeans.

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Genghis and the Mongols: Kill or Conquer Tour

A salute to the mighty conqueror Genghis Khan, who founded the Mongol Empire, which eventually ruled most of Eurasia. Presented in the style of a rock band tour shirt, with a scroll of tour... er, um... conquest, dates on back where applicable.

'Gilgamesh: Totally Epic' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. An image of a stone sculpture of Gilgamesh, next to the stone tablet 
		containing the epic poem, with 'Totally Epic' written above in English letters made from 
		Sumerian characters.

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Gilgamesh: Totally Epic

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a Mesopotamian poem that is considered the first great work of literature. Its main character, Gilgamesh, was a king of Uruk sometime between 2800-2500 BC.

'Jesus: Not a Sports Fan' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'We're fucked either way' in black.

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Jesus: Not a Sports Fan

It always strikes me as odd when sports fans pray to Jesus for victory for their team, since there is nothing in his teachings about preferring one team over another; especially when both teams are predominantly Christian.

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Abraham Lincoln's American Pride

Abraham Lincoln gave his all and his life for our country. We should ask ourselves if he'd still be proud of it as it exists today.

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Still Worship Zeus

The king of the ancient Greek pantheon, Zeus spent most of his time getting laid, meddling in human affairs, and in power struggles with other gods. A real man's deity, indeed.




Miscellaneous Humor

Designs that don't fall into any of my other categories.


'Awesome and Badass' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. An image of a stone sculpture of Gilgamesh, next to the stone tablet 
		containing the epic poem, with 'Totally Epic' written above in English letters made from 
		Sumerian characters.

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Awesome and Badass

I originally designed this for a maternity shirt, but it really applies wherever you want it to.

'Billy's Easter Lesson' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A black and white drawing of a father talking to his son, with his words written above in white: 'So you see, 
		Billy, we celebrate Easter because Jesus came back from the dead in an egg that was brought by a 
		magic bunny.'

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Billy's Easter Lesson

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

'Billy's Easter Lesson' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A black and white drawing of a father talking to his son, with his words written above in white: 'So you see, 
		Billy, we celebrate Easter because Jesus came back from the dead in an egg that was brought by a 
		magic bunny.'

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New Dad/Mom Scent

This is what it would be like if parenting had its own version of “new car smell”. Versions available for both parents.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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OCD & ADD

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

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Party-Capped

Just because you can't stand up doesn't mean you can't live it up.

'The Tso'sen One' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A takeout container of delicious General Tso's chicken with chopsticks
		and a fortune cookie, with 'The Tso'sen One' written above in a gold Chinese style font outlined 
		in black.

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The Tso'sen One

A takeout container of delicious General Tso's chicken with chopsticks and a fortune cookie.


Pop Culture

Designs inspired by movies, TV, music, books and art.


A drawing of three boats, followed by an ampersand, then a drawing of three garden hoes.

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Boats and Hoes

I don't know how many rap songs are created by duos of 40-year-old men who still live with their parents, but this has got to be the best.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Big Butt and a Smile

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Citadel Driving Academy

Do your commute like a true War Boy! Even if your boss doesn't appreciate you, Immortan Joe will carry you to the gates of Valhalla himself, where you will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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I Can Accomplish Anything

"Man who catch fly with chopsticks, can accomplish anything." Boom.

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Keep Calm and Ready

Just because you can't stand up doesn't mean you can't live it up.

'Original Can of Whoopass' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A drawing of Popeye's can of spinach, surrounded by the words 'Original Can of 
		Whoopass' in a 20's art deco font.

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Original Can of Whoopass

I'm not sure if this is where the saying actually originated, but we all know what happened when Popeye got his hands on that can of spinach.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Rhymes to Grey Hairs Bar Graph

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.


Ruthless Sarcasm

Choice gems from my black-hearted sense of humor.


'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Get Into Character

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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I Know You

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Not As Good a Gamer

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.

'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Watch Me Not(Give a Fuck)

Billy’s father attempts to explain the reason for the Easter celebration. Seems legit.



Third Party Election Ballot

Tired of settling for the lesser of two evils? Show your disdain for the two-party duopoly!


'Election Ballot - Americans' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot, with the third option 
		checked. The first choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'Americans' in black.

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Election Ballot - Americans

Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today.

'Election Ballot - Free Thinkers' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		Free Thinkers' in black.

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Election Ballot - Free Thinkers

Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today.

'Election Ballot - We're Fucked' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'We're fucked either way' in black.

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Election Ballot - We're Fucked

Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today.

'Election Ballot - We're Screwed' design by Blue-Eyed Devil Tees, used to customize 
		various products. A series of black checkboxes resembling an election ballot. The first 
		choice says 'Democrats' in blue, the second 'Republicans'in red, and the third 
		'We're screwed either way' in black.

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Election Ballot - We're Screwed

Considered one of the most successful military commanders of all time, Alexander the Great was undefeated in battle and forged the largest empire of his time, shaping the world in ways we can still see today.



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